'Lad' meaning

2 definitions

1. Alfred

   An australian Chav

   • Example: Australian: Oi check out that lad over there. English: Fuck off mate thats a chav.
2. JohnTheMadKeint

   An Australian term to describe “rebelious” teens who hang out in groups of 3+ in bogan areas of australia. Most lads think that they are “the shit” and try very hard to impress each other. Lads are ussually uneducated and can not speak english. They have made up their own language consisting of the words: Brew, Eshays, adlay, oi, cunt. Most lads smoke and attempt to graphiti (graph or tag) in public places. They are skinny and wear Nautica and nike caps and shirts in a desperate attempt to look cool. Lads often try to steal money of people that lok weaker than them. Lads deserve to be killed and are a nuisance.

   • Example: Lad: Oi Cunt, Wallet or you get Stabbed Brew. 4 Year Boy: No Lad: (bolts away and wets his tracksuit pants.) Lad1: Sup Bro, just got raped by 93 man Lad2: Eshays adlay. Lad1: Oi brew. lets go graph up at Bent Saysh brah. Lad2: Nah brew im a fucking pussy. Lad1: Same, I suggested carrying out this activity becuase it would make me look cool and i wont get bashed up as much by 7 year old children. I think i will go home now and have sex with my sister. Goodbye. (Walks away and gets hit by a bus)