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What does 'John Howard' mean in Australia?
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'John Howard' meaning

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  1. Tommy

    See Eyebrows

    • Evan

      A great man who whingers claim is doing a bad job, yet australia is the best place to live…only the IR laws and Iraq are fucked up…he is doing a great job otherwise…and if you wanna blame NSW shit on him, blame the state government…

      • Example: John Howard is a great man, although George Bush Jnr doesnt know who he is...
    • Ant the Man

      The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.

      • Example: You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.
    • Joey

      Official Name: John Winston Howard. Official Title: His Hon. Prime Minister. Where: The Commonwealth of Australia. Achievements: As the longest serving Prime Minister 11 March, 1996 – Present) since Sir Robert Menzies ( of The Commonwealth of Australia, His Hon. PM John Howard has notably brought the nation of Australia onto the World list. His recent IR (Industrial Relation) reforms have ensured Australia a secure and notably distinguished economy. He too has brought to the nation of Australia, a strong representation of Australian principles to the global world.

      • Example: Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, Australian PM, Bushy Eyebrows
    • Johnson136

      Former Leader of the Australian conservative party; Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007 Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office. The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders). Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first. Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern. Didn’t say sorry Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office. Really needed to trim his eyebrows Resembles Mr. Sheen

      • Example: People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information. Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!" Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
    • Chezza

      George W. Bush’s most faithful lapdog… Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush’s foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush’s opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!

      • Example: Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?! Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick! Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...
    • Trav

      Aust n. Lit : Long serving Australian prime minister, with long suffering Australian public. Also, 1) Any disposable rag used for a particularly filthy purpose. 2) Any stooge, fool or corruptible nincompoop in a position of authority who talks a lot but doesn’t listen. 3) (Vulgar) A limp penis during a time of great opportunity. See also bitter disappointment 🙁 4) A bore, a boring person, esp, a boring person who has leeched on to your social group. Also, a single minded social disaster area, whom you don’t have the heart to club to death. v. 5) John Howarding: Any act of stomach churning cowardice involving excessive asskissing, portrayed as great achievement.

      • Example: 1) Pass me a John Howard would ya darlin, I need to wipe the dogshit off the bottom of me workboots. 2)Did you see the way Bruce went all John Howard on us in today's meeting? Talking to him was like talking to a mule's arse and listening to him was about the same. 3) Sorry darlin I was into it... but... I started thinking about the bills and the kids and then before I knew it... it went all John Howard. 4) Davo was a bit of a John Howard at times, always going on about the same old shit on a different bloody day. 5)Gavin was John Howarding his way to the top of his profession until, one night when reading his own speeches, he suddenly died of terminal boredom.

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