'Australian Rules Football' meaning

2 definitions

1. Crack On

   Australian Rules (or australian football) is a REAL sport, the only protection footy players wear is a mouthguard, unlike those americans who have to wear padding. It is entertaining to watch and requires skill, unlike people who have an IQ of 2, and those gay american footballers and rugby players who will find any excuse to jump all over eachother.

   • Example: The adelaide crows are the best team in the Australian Rules competition. 2010 premiership is ours boys
2. DumpTruckDodi

   What you get when you allow Australian convicts to invent a sport. They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League). – Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a “ball”) – Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination) – On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing – Only “sport” in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point – Search ‘AFL’on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find – Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media…they do a good job* I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this. I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please…

   • Example: I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)