What does 'Australia' mean in Australia?
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What does 'Australia' mean in Australia?
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The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
Australia, or ‘Straya’, Is the only country in the world where people can go around calling each other cunts. Whether it be friends, family, work mates or randoms. it is considered a greeting and is commonly used. Australians use the word cunt when they are: At the local Footy, Pissed at the local footy, playing a game with the local footy team, At a local BBQ supporting the local footy team or any other team involving sports. Commonly used with a Carlton Draught in Hand. May also be spelt as Kent
THE Best Country in the World. ‘Nuff said.
A land flowing with goon and back-handed-slightly-racist-sarcastic-jokes
Australia is the most dangerous country in the world. But it is only when the dim-witted toursits come and go swimming around in ponds then complain when crocs attack them. Stupid toursits. If you don’t want to be eaten by crocks, attacked by sharks, stung by bees, eaten by drop bears, stalked by bunyips…then don’t go there. When you visit Australia, and go camping. Don’t complain about our Vegemite. We love it. If you don’t, don’t whinge and whine cause we don’t care, get stuffed would probably be the reply you’ll get if you complain. Don’t compare us to or mistaken us for kiwis. we ain’t no russell crows, and we dont sexually assault sheep. Don’t steal our tim tams. We will chase you.
The best country you could live in. Im not just saying that to make Australia look good. It is by far the most amazing place..
Country which used to be used as a giant prison. Only good for getting sun burnt or listening to annoying accents and terrible jokes. There’s a large number of people who come from different countries, but say they’re from this one, among others.
the greatest country in the world. kick ass in sport, hot guys and girls, great shopping, life is laid back and basically quite peacefull. kinda like america without all the driveby shootings, cheerleaders, abercrombie and dunkin donuts. home to the hottest people in the world as we r the most multicultural nation with every race on the planet. so basically alot of people r mixed up and therefore very exotic looking. also thanks to the sun, everyones skin goes 1 to 2 shades darker and their hair goes 1 to 2 shades lighter.
When you get snagged fishing you’ve caught some “Australia”
A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.
Australia is a nation that takes pride in beating other countries in sport, when in fact these other countries are 10 times smaller than them. Australians are also extremely racist. The native people, the Aboriginals, are considered stupid and permanetly drunk. Yet they are happy to have aboriginal people in thier sports teams, because of course they make an exception for that. Also it was the whities who first bought alcohol to australia, and gave to the aboriginies. Australia also suck up to larger and far more important to them, eg. USA. They think they are as important as the USA, and like to think that thier prime minister and George Bush make united decisions. Many people believe that New Zealand is part of Australia. BUt it is infact a whole sea away.
Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of “Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up” are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.
Australia is home to some of the most deadly animals in the world snakes, large salt water crocodiles, deadly spiders, box jellyfish, great white sharks, stingrays, bogans, hoons, wild weather
Oz! The end of the yellow brick road! Down Under, where the temperatures (at least in my area) get up to 50C (122F). Some stereotypes that need to be cleared up: No, there are no kangaroos in the cities. Not even Perth. We do not talk like Crocodile Dundee. We don’t wear khaki. At least, not the sane people. We don’t drink beer all day, unless we’re drunks. Which we’re not. At least not the majority of us. We don’t ride kangaroos. That is physically impossible. Think about it. Koalas are not bears. Full stop. Good things about Aus: In Perth at least (no I don’t live here, but I do some of the time), people are so friendly you can literally walk up to a random’s door and they don’t run inside and call the police. We have some pretty cool history. The weather is warm, even in winter (in WA anyway) It snows, but not in all areas, and not all the time. So if you want to go skiing or whatever, go to Canberra or something. The beaches are dazzling, deadly and just damn awesome. We are the best country in the world. Sorry guys. Just be jealous and deal with it. We have forests, deserts, beaches, mountains, snow, and just everything. Fremantle Prison rocks. Bad things: Julia Gillard. Asians are slowly taking over.
Australia…Well First Off, Our Koalas Aren’t Bears!! They’re Called Koalas, Not Koala Bears!! Kangaroos Do NOT Hop Down All The Streets!! We DO Go To Normal Schools. And For Gods Sake, We Aren’t All Steve Irwin, We Don’t Wrestle Crocs All Day. We Barely Even Talk Like He Does.
Best country/continent in the fuckin’ world. Hot chicks, excessive beer, and more fucked up (yet edible) animals than you’ll find anywhere.
a country next to indonesia and new zealand the boring place on earth everything here is thirty times what its worth apartments are half million dollars minimum whilst minimum wage is around 570 dollars per week. the women here are pissed off constantly due to not finding a millionare boyfriend . majority of males here are Chasing there tales trying to get these women and appartments realising its impossible so they goto thailand and fuck hookers .
Australia a country that doesn’t except another race or religion. Keeping it “White Austalia”, excluding the Aboriginals.
A country/island that wishes Hummers were sold here. They would have a good use over here, we have the terrain that they could drive on, unlike the US, they use it for city driving, but in a way thats fun because if you have roadrage, its good to be in such a tough vehicle.
A big island off the coast of New Zealand. Legend has it that kangaroos were the first to inhabit this island, before Captain Cook discovered it. Cook drove the kangaroos away, and it is said in ancient texts that they are planning their return and will soon reclaim this land for their own. It is recommended to walk around with full body armour at all times, as the riots of the underground leaders, of the kangaroo militia are getting even more un-predictable and dangerous.
The only country in the world you can bag out on international television and will laugh instead of getting insulted and demanding apologies
The Best country on the planet. For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals – last 200 fucked over by Europeans. Great country….but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
Home of kangaroos!
A place where people think they have pet kangaroos that are commonly called “Dave”. Also where the phrase “G’day mate” was created. Where thongs are shoes.
Australia is the best country, island and continent in the world. We’re one of a kind. Located in the Pacific Rim, Australia has been around for ages-50,000 years approx. First inhabited by Aboriginals, then a long time later-1770- the British discovered this land and used it as a penal colony. However there has been some debate that the Dutch discovered it in the 1600s. Australians are mad about sport, especially cricket and Australian Rules Football, and we don’t really give a sh*t about much, for example the Cronulla Race Riots stopped because the Ashes Test Cricket Series was on. This laid back lifestyle is partly due to the cultural diversity and small population. Out of Australia’s 21 million people, over half live on the East Coast. Canberra is the capital, and Sydney is the most populous city, with 4.5 million people in the greater Sydney area. I, personally, love the Central Coast of New South Wales, because it has great beaches, a great lifestyle, and rainforests about 20 minutes up the road. Australia kicks arse.
Best fucking country in the world.. all you other fuckers better not diss it, and as for the ones that live in this country (immigrants etc), if you like to tease aussies and diss the country you live in (Oz), well how about you fags FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN SHITTY RUN DOWN POOR COUNTRY. Go AUSTRALIA!!!
We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!
Australia is a magnificent, beautifully crafted country located in the Southern Hemisphere, above Antarctica and to the left of New Zealand. It is the largest island in the world and the population is approximately 21 million people. Australians hold many accomplishments and is recognised by the unique accent that people all around the world overact. But seriously, we may sound like we’re too lazy to finish our words and sound out the O’s and A’s over other letters, but do NOT exaggerate by sounding like a drunk Paul Hogan. That ticks us off a bit. And despite the stories or stupid movie stunts filthy rich American film directors make, we are NOT lazy bastard poofs that sit around in their own sweat drinking XXXX watching Australia thrash the West Indies in cricket. But the last part is true. We’re fucking good at cricket.
Fucking sucks worst country in the world
A country that has proper infastructure and cars. Kangaroos and koalas aren’t used as means of transport. HOORAH FOR COLD BEER! Australian accents are hot, unlike pussy American ones.
A big-ass piece of land mass an island/continent
Australia used to be New Zealand’s western island. But the brits needed a place to stash convicts. Being generous, New Zealand gave them the island. 50 years pass, and the convicts breed and learn simple table manners. The other half of the country is made up of abused aboriginals, whose only joy in life is to buy a litre of petrol and sniff it around the corner of the petrol station. The country is mostly desert, with a couple of hick farms spread around. The animals have pouches (what the fuck is the point in a pouch anyway?).
A country that is now the fattest country in the world. The United States is not.
Sorry aussie folks, but australia was formed when a bunch of British convicts were shipped there and started to populate. So in reality, your all descendants of criminals. 😀
A large bankrupt rock that is neither a country nor a continent, and is full of poisonous snakes lizards, and lesbians, has far too many bar-brawlers.
The Best country on the planet. For over 40,000 years land lived on by Aboriginals – last 200 fucked over by Europeans. Great country….but boys/men are shorter here compared to boys/men in America.
Australia one of the best bloody temperate coltrolled countryies in the world. For those who dont know We do accually have the best military in the world. Especially compared to america and thier massive loss of over 2000 men during the Iraq war 2002.
australia is probably one of the better countys in the world. it has awesome cool scenery and accepts people as citisans easier than most other counties. the government pays people to go to school and to be unemployed. and most of the better people who live here are multi cultural and not rasist. so in my opinion i think australia is a pretty alright place to live 🙂
the only country that still contains unicorns.
The best damn country in this world and you all know it. It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation. GOD BLESS AUS.
Australia. A place I love and adore. And miss a great deal after having been away from my great country for almost 3 years. I live in Seattle, USA, and can see the contrast between this country and my own: Australians are the most relaxed, laid back people in the world. Nothing phases an Australian and there are times I wish Americans would take a deep breath and relax, and perhaps realize being friendly will get you so much more in life than being selfish. Granted, Johnnie Howard seems to play the game of “Bush Says” a little too often, but there’s not the sense of paranoia that exists here. Having grown up in Australia too, I live for the beach and summer. Give me 40C days, I’m in heaven. And of course… Vegemite toast, my favourite food.